Creepy bugs in BC, Canada

Please ID this bug. Only just started noticing them a couple days ago in our house. We do have a real Christmas tree and I noticed a couple on the curtain beside the tree. They are very small, but I zoomed in. Lord have mercy. Please tell me it's not a baby ear wig! Akkk

Please ID this bug. Only just started noticing them a couple days ago in our house. We do have a real Christmas tree and I noticed a couple on the curtain beside the tree. They are very small, but I zoomed in. Lord have mercy. Please tell me it's not a baby ear wig! Akkk